The Most Holy Catholic Empire of Habsburg Mexico is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Carlos II Enrique with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.112 billion Mexicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mexico City. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Mexican economy, worth 443 trillion Imperial Pesos a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,810 Imperial Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, snitches get riches, and the countryside is shrouded by wind farms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habsburg Mexico's national animal is the Mexican Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Habsburg Mexico is ranked 22,592^nd in the world and 891^st in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 88 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.